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Like that time the security guard said “No professional cameras allowed.”
I snapped back at him “Um, NO!  I have a photo pass!”
Security guard: “Ok, calm down, now I know!”

The other time when doors already opened and we hadn’t gotten our photo passes and I asked the lady for like the 10th time of the night “Have the bands even given you the guest list yet?”
Creepy ticket box lady: “You just need to chill out, or what the bands gave us won’t matter AT ALL!” 

In line at my second the maine show, a kid pushes a little ahead of me in line.
Me: “Hey, get back!” putting my arm in front of him.
Kid: “Wow, ok, I was just seeing how long the line was, relax.  What are you, 10 years old?”